Lesbian Gender & The City: We Decided To Go To An Event For Ivy League Lesbians And Can Not Be Exactly The Same

The other day we, Carrie Lezshaw, inserted what felt like an IRL episode of ”
The L Keyword
.”

I thought an Ivy League celebration might be stuffy and that

I

would stick-out just like the “slutty ratchet tender thumb” however it was the whole opposite. It was positively TEEMING with
hot energy lesbians
.

Visualize an area filled up with such frau fürs bett and Helenas. There are multiple
Shanes
cast within, too. Yet not many because Shanes are usually smoking cigarettes outside a grungy club. These women were polished – new blowouts, high priced manicures, and suits from Bloomingdales, not L Train antique.

Corinne Kai
(GO magazine’s individual handling publisher) and that I appeared, attempting to look “professional.” My instinct told me to just take my choker off inside the taxi thus I shoved it into my pummelled Chanel clutch. Corinne frantically undid the woman bondage-chic black-leather collar inside the lift once we had been welcomed with quizzical (if you don’t judgmental) looks from two energy lezzies exiting the lift. I became using a floor-length black colored outfit with a high thigh slit paired with a powder bluish leather jacket and a ponytail thus tight it gave me a no cost renovation. Corrine was in wide lower body pants (the woman signature appearance) a fluffy garment and leather-jacket. Taking the collars off failed to do a lot to keep united states from
standing up out
.

But if we were there happened to be understood that everyone was actually a low-key nut anyway.

Really don’t even know the place to start, you guys. Power lesbians are my personal brand new preferred thing. I adore all of them above I enjoy my personal
eyelash extensions
. I enjoy all of them above I favor sparkling rosé in a can. I favor them over I really like
Monday evenings at Cubbyhole
. It’s hard to collect my feelings for this essay whenever I have the pussy flutters whenever I attempt to put it into terms.

Everything I thought would definitely end up being frumpy and buttoned-up was actually gorgeous and tasty.

We appeared through the lift, ready to be welcomed by more judgmental looks, but we were welcomed with smiles and nods. With crudité and beverage hotdogs. (Cocktail hotdogs tend to be delicious and whoever denies it is L-Y-I-N-G.) We hit in the bar, which was stocked with every thing your own bougie heart could want, and surveyed the space.

I’d expect my right and watch a hot dyke in a perfectly tailored fit and designer loafers. I’d expect my remaining to see an attractive femme in a skin tight cocktail dress. I decided I needed to install a leash to my collar to help keep myself personally from attempting to make on collectively energy lezzie I noticed.

“the way the hell are we designed to keep in touch with individuals if we both have debilitating
social anxiety?
” I asked Corinne, half-joking. I was discouraged. Before she could respond to, a dapper butch inserted by herself between us.

“Hi! We’re all right here to socialize, therefore why don’t we mingle.”

Well, that has been effortless.

Initially, the conversations happened to be professional. Networking, as they say. We made a lot of significant contacts and added to the upcoming selection of
100 Girls We Adore
.

Noises of “in which do you actually operate?” “What do you do?” “Did you know so-and-so?” filled the space, but due to the fact evening advanced plus the Sauvignon Blanc held moving situations heated upwards in Ivy League lesboland.

If you should be a millennial, you are already aware how excruciating matchmaking are. We inhabit a perpetual state of swiping and sliding in to the DMs. While I FAVOR net internet dating tradition (hell, I made
a vocation
out of it) it could be honestly disheartening to seldom put up intercourse in-person – to “cruise” I do believe our reputable power lesbians refer to it as. Hear me personally, ladies. These females really *ask you* over to that person. They do not send their roomie (they don’t really have even roommates!) for you to decide to say that “my friend thinks you are precious.” They do not prevent making visual communication to you all night at an obscure Brooklyn dive bar then content you on myspace inquiring if you were from the other evening. They do not wait a little for that message all of them initial on
Tinder
while passive-aggressively liking your Instagram photographs. They really utilize their particular personal skills and Ask-You-Out.

It’s low-key depressing that is actually interesting to me, however it is. It is therefore energizing becoming blatantly hit on rather than playing your whole coy

want to make love with me or otherwise not?

online game. These ladies let you KNOW.


“i have study your Lesbian gender additionally the urban area column. Would you like to venture out at some point?”


“are you presently unmarried?”


“can there be an owner to that collar?”

Corinne and I got concerns such as all night. Needless to say, the egos were soaring and our minds had been spinning. (We have now determined that we like power lesbians/daddies.)


^ Us all night.

I am thus impressed by just how unabashedly sexual, drive, and self-confident these women were. They made Carrie Lezshaw puuurrrrrr.

Without becoming a “freelance musician” (AKA smoking weed in their attic and screwing around on Instagram throughout the day) these ladies had jobs. Impressive jobs. Essential tasks. Jobs with real paychecks. Ugh. The hairs about straight back of my personal throat tend to be taking a stand.

I happened to be so blissed on comments, good talk, white drink, and pricey mozzarella cheese that I actually forgot about my personal debilitating social anxiety. That is most likely because an electrical lesbian got Corinne and I under her side and launched us to any or all who was well worth knowing – AKA everyone there.

What is actually further essential than exactly how hot everybody was, had been how supportive everyone was.

This

is the kind of occasion I would like to end up being at: in which women support ladies. Women uplift females. And, obvi, women struck on women. For females, specially lesbians, it’s so validating and inspiring observe other individuals thriving and slaying. This is basically the method of stuff provides expect, inspires you, and forces all of us to uplift both and fare better ourselves. It reveals you, yes, we are able to have it all. It demonstrates all of us we’re shattering the glass threshold. It shows us how long we have now come since a residential district. It reveals all of us lesbians can perform such a thing. It demonstrates you that energy lesbians will be the strongest aphrodisiac on earth.

We noticed tomorrow in this room of Armani fits and DVF wrap outfits. We noticed a new woman located in Arkansas raising up-and realizing she will be able to both kiss ladies

and

work a business. I watched a shy queer, fresh to the metropolis realizing she is supported by men and women she does not even understand. I watched females discussing tips, business notes, and numbers.

Nobody was actually arguing over semantics or placing one another down. No one was actually fighting become by far the most woke or effective. Everybody else merely wished to chat and link.

If you haven’t gone to one of these simple occasions, get the ass indeed there, hottie. It is the one spot where you can exchange resumes and find somebody really worth taking place day with. It is going to totally get ass in check as much as possible be a tad judgmental like your own website really. We moved in with reduced objectives and kept trailing a hot lez using leather shorts. I had NO CLUE that a residential area stuffed with confident, educated, immediate, and hot AF lady had been available to you. These women are too hectic operating companies to be shady towards the other person. Obtained way too many e-mails within their email becoming hate-tweeting each other. They’re much more contemplating taking both up than tearing both down.

Move more than, Brooklyn Shanes, I’m dangling with all the Manhattan Bettes now. Only do not inform them I didn’t choose Harvard and this we live with 2 roommates in a loft in Greenpoint.